Otto and Rocky, 2010
Are you lost?
Did you mean to land here? Probably not. This is just a remote outpost on the Internet. It sits here and serves up this page about 5 times per year to people like you: people who get lost.
Where else can I go?
While there are a handful of other websites out there, these are the best:
  • Information on Beer in Portland, OR: www.portlandbeer.org
  • BrightPixel Photography: www.brightpixel.com
What's all the hubbub, bub?
This is my domain, I can do what I want. But some times I use it:
  • to crack secret codes.
  • as a honeypot to attract ne'er-do-wells.
  • to post nonsense.
  • to give you a random string of ones and zeros.
101001100011000001110100101111
I told you. Go ahead, refresh. I dare you.